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Friday, July 8, 2011

Potential Risks of Fappery

Potential Risks of Fappery

Although fapping is an entirely natural response to pr0nz, there are several risks to be considered.

1. You may be walked in on.
2. Once you pop, you just can't stop.
3. Someone might see you fapping.
4. You may run out of the Mighty Juice (otherwise known as Love Nectar and Jesus Juice).
5. You might be fapping in front of a window.
6. Hair growth on hand may be apparent.
7. Major acne growth all over body.
8. Potential development of Sleep Fapnea, a sleeping disorder causing one to fap during sleep.



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